16 and pregnant...oops

so apparently i am playing a new game called "how many generic rejections can i get from mgm mirage"

Dear SAMANTHA,
Thank you for your interest in the position of CONCIERGE at Mandalay Bay.
Unfortunately, we are unable to extend a job offer to you at this time.

Dear SAMANTHA,
Thank you for your interest in the position of CONCIERGE at Mirage.
Unfortunately, we are unable to extend a job offer to you at this time.

Dear SAMANTHA,
Thank you for your interest in the position of SLOT MARKETING ANALYST at Mirage.
Unfortunately, we are unable to extend a job offer to you at this time.

Dear SAMANTHA,
Thank you for your interest in the position of ADVERTISING ACCOUNT SUPERVISOR at MGM MIRAGE.
Unfortunately, we are unable to extend a job offer to you at this time.

fml.


if you almost hit a homeless person with your car are you obligated to give them a couple dollars for the trauma they may or may not have experienced?


after watching my fav fav fav reality show, 16 and pregnant, very thoroughly over the last few months, i have decided that maybe it needs a cooler name. 16 and pregnant...then something clever. the following are my suggestions;

16 and pregnant

...because abortion isn't an option in our conservative family
...because my piece of shit boyfriend will change when the baby comes, i just know it
...neither of us have jobs but we will make it work
...but i still think i should be able to party every night
...because my mom will just take care of the baby
...fuck, this was a bad idea
...and my piece of shit boyfriend is still a piece of shit, damn