Thursday, March 11, 2010

doesn't my face look cool at this angle?

i was driving home from class the other night and i saw a truck with a bumper sticker that said "like it or not, obama is a bum". really? is that all you could think of? a bum. nothing intelligent involving maybe something that would show you actually have any other knowledge of obama or politics in general? nice job asshole. did i mention he was driving a teal colored dodge truck and had on a trucker hat and a gross amount of facial hair? oh, i didn't mention that? ok, well now i did. maybe someone will agree that before you go around making accusations about people, you may want to check and make sure you are not the websters dictionary definition of that exact thing. sometimes i think freedom of speech should only be given to people who are a) smart enough to speak or b) hilarious.


why is it that when people take pictures of themselves, they fail to notice the shit in the background. note: its ok to take your own picture as long as it doesn't scream "desperate for attention"...and we all know what i am talking about. regardless, i have seen several of these where behind the idiotic facial pose, which as we all know just reeks of sex appeal, there is shit all over the floor or shit all over the bathroom sink. side thought: bathroom mirror pictures are reallllly stupid. your shower curtain was not made to be a glamour shots backdrop. sorry.

back to my initial thought...do people actually think their mediocre looking face is going to take away from the fact that they are a dirty slob? do they actually think "god, i am so attractive that no one will notice that pile of dirty clothes"? i have an idea. how about we clean our room before we take stupid pictures of ourselves. that or maybe before you buy a camera you have to take a test for narcisism. my guess is the people who i am talking about don't even know what "narcisism" means...and if they did, you couldn't find out because they are probably too busy in the bathroom taking their own picture.

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