today i was laying around aimlessly doing nothing. i was bored and i thought "wow, this is kind of a shitty day". i then turned on saw II and there was a scene where a girl gets thrown into a pit of needles and has to search for a key. i then realized that maybe my day wasn't going so badly. i then came across saw III on the tv where a man was being drowned in liquified pigs. yeah, freshly blended whole pigs...one at a time. again, maybe i shouldn't complain.
i was at ross in the shoe section and i overheard a employee say "yeah, those shoes are so comfortable except that they kill your ankles". so what she was saying is that the shoes are so comfortable except that they are incredibly uncomfortable? thanks for the advice ross employee. do you have any underpants that are so comfortable except that they cause a weird itch? maybe you have some towels that are so comfy except that they don't dry you off?
at the gym by my house they only have 4 tvs, one of which they play fox news. i happend to look over and bam, there he was, mister "alcoholic convienently turned mormon" glenn beck. i found it ironic that he was talking on the subject of indoctrinating children with lies. ironic because his viewing audience are pretty much conservative bible beaters at a 7th grade reading level to whom he indoctrinates with lies. anyways, i was watching this and i thought "oh no, someone here may think i am actually interested in glenn beck" but then i realized i had a disgusted look plastered on my face. crisis averted.
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