today on my way to work i saw a hummer. now, my immediate reaction is "wow, what a great display of douche-bagery"...because only weirdos drive hummers. i have known two and one happened to be a woman who worked jobs from the staffing agency and would spend her hours at events telling us about her vast array of michael kors clothing and how everyone loves her.
one time she told me that at sema, the car convention, they were making her a spokesmodel and asking her to stand in front of all the "action". i showed up and she was taking auto parts and placing them in cabinets. spokesmodel eh? did i mention she was about 42.
now this hummer that i saw, it was unlike any hummer. i would describe it as...say...a hummer on moron steroids. ironically, the driver was probably on steroids too.
the driver of this classy mobile had his hummer covered in louis vuitton design.
"hey ladies, if you haven't figured out by my personality and my hummer that i have a tiny weiner, i thought i would demonstrate that for you by covering my car in your purse pattern in an attempt to impress you and take away the focus on the aformentioned tiny weiner that i have"
last weekend i got an iphone.
life changing.
i was able, yesterday, to participate in a relgious-driven facebook debate while i waited in line at taco bell! also, i have an app that tells me all the current happy hours going on right now.
half price well drinks at spearmint rhino anyone?
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