i will most def find that cure for cancer, just let me finish my fried chicken!

dear mcdonalds corporation,

please do not end this super fantastic $1 any size drink promotion you have going on. i will drink one every day if you keep it going. i may drink two.

what i think is hilarious though is that down the street at terribles, you can get a 32 oz soda for 75 cents. but guess what...you physically have to get out of your car to obtain one of these soda beverages. no thanks.

mcdonalds - "guess what america, you can get a large coke for one dollar and you don't ever have to get your lazy ass out of your car"

terribles - "damnit"


yesterday i was watching toddlers and tiaras on tlc...and i have to say, holy shit.

while there were so many moments that stick out to me as "wtf" moments, i will kind and only share my top three gems of the episode.

3. "contestant number 34...likes gymnastics...chicken and french fries" - apparently she has yet to learn the phrase about having cake and eating it too. or in this case french fries.

2. "when aubrey is on stage she is just so beautiful" - this wouldn't be bad except for the fact that it came out of the mouth of her creepy uncle standing in a hallway. hey creepy uncle, is there a reason why you aren't inside cheering her on? oh wait, what? you cant come within 50 feet of the children and this interview took place at a completely different location? ahh, gotcha.

1. "contestant number 17 loves fried chicken and wants to find a cure for cancer"...i got nothing.

honorable mention..."her one wish would be that everyone else's wishes come true"

....bullshit squared.

what i love the most is that all the moms seem to think this is turning there girls into people with "great self esteem". well moms, if by building self esteem you creating that mean little piece of shit in third grade who makes fun of everyone while she's throwing up her lunchable in the bathroom...then you are so right! go you mom! keep on living your own unaccomplishable dreams through your snotty 8 year old with fake teeth and eyelashes.

i love living in america at a time when we get to televise our freak shows. back in the day you had to be lucky to come across such batshit crazy people in action. now just turn on tv....and its awesome!