food.

why is it that people feel so inclined to be assholes at subway? i was getting my lunch today and i was literally sandwiched (no pun intended) between two total assholes. both asshole women. and yes, women can be real assholes.

the woman before me was about 75 years old and i was thinking..."i bet her and her cheap ass looking husband are going to split one sandwich and one soda." if i had a dollar for being correct, i would be one dollar richer. now the thing is, i don't even give a crap that they split the damn sandwich and soda. i could care less. what i did care about was her shitty attitude and the method by which she requested cheese on her sandwhich. this old hag ordered one piece of each cheese, to be distributed in that order, and specifically with the pepperjack cheese on the end. the guy accidentally placed the cheese in the third spot rather than the fourth. big mistake.

the woman behind me walked up, ordered three sandwiches in about 4.6 seconds, and then stood there pissed of when he confirmed the bread type and size. she also had on terry cloth pants and had a strong new york accent. i would have said something but in all honesty, i would have gotten my ass kicked. she looked like a hair puller.

then to top this whole thing off, when i asked for vinegar on my sandwich, the girl covered my veggie delight not in vinegar but rather in oil. she then attempted to scrape it off, but upon seeing the look of horror on my face, decided a new sandwich was in order.

thanks.


i hate people who act disgusted by fast food.

"oh my god, i would never put that garbage in my body. my body is a temple".

oh f**k off! if you can't sit down every now and then and enjoy a delicious burger with cheese and sauces and other meats that only cost you $2.99 and took 30 seconds to make...you are not american. go over to france, eat some bread, and stop trying to make the rest of us feel like crap!

some people like to think of themselves as food snobs. i just like to think of them as the people that don't ever get invited out to happy hour and then wonder why.

"its not that we don't like you...it's just that...well...yeah, your judgemental attitude and bad personality makes you annoying. also, we want to eat half price appetizers and don't need your disapproving looks. also, you were right, we just don't like you"