katy perry - california gurls
...with commentary.
i know a place where the grass is really greener
yeah, it's called 80% of the united states, what are you getting at?
warm wet and wild there must be something in the water
agreed, agreed, and it's called salt you idiot.
sipping gin and juice laying underneath the palm trees (un-done)
more like UN-employed apparently. and good job on financial responsibility you alcoholics.
the boys break their necks trying to creep a little sneak peek (at us)
that's so cute. pedophiles in the making. do they also sneak peaks at the animals they torture?
you can travel the world but nothing comes close to the golden coast
i really liked london alot. paris was really nice. and if we are on the topic of places better than the "golden coast"...there is a truck stop in michigan that serves great cheese fries.
once you party with us you'll be fallin love
or you'll become a crack addict. or you will get a job working at a restaurant while you try and advance your non-realistic acting career.
california gurls we're unforgettable, daisy dukes bikinis on top
if by unforgettable you mean trailer trashy skanks who i would point out in public, then yes, you are quite unforgettable.
sun kissed skin so hot we melt your Popsicle
that's great, but will melted popsicles slow down the rate at which your skin cancer develops?
california gurls we're undeniable, fine fresh fierce we got it on lock
if we are going with alliteration, i would like to add "fucking freaks".
sex on the beach we got sand in our stilettos
so not only do you dress like skanks, you act like it too! be careful, sand in THOSE places can cause infections...
we freak in my jeep snoop doggy dogg on the stereo
what year is it?
...and then it just keeps repeating. shoot me.
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