Saturday, February 20, 2010

do the humpty dance.


there was a headline on yahoo! about humpty dumpy so i clicked on it. it was a string of yahoo! answers about "how do we know humpty dumpty is an egg"?

from what i have seen of this character, i think the bigger question should be "does humpty dumpty like to touch little kids?"

according to yahoo! there are some missing lines to the poem. i suspect they are something like this:

humpty dumpty sat on a wall (scoping out the local elementary school)
humpty dumpty had a great fall (he saw one he liked),
all the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty together again

overall they were not sad at what they could see
because they knew humpty was that kinda man
who once back together would immediately be
using candy to lure children into his windowless van

..this is just speculation.


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